Chiramu backfires as woman grabs brother-in-law’s joystick

Chiramu backfires as woman grabs brother-in-law’s joystick. Under the practice, a brother-in-law can have a playful romantic relationship with his wife’s younger sister (mainini). A sister-in-law can also enjoy the same type of relationship with her husband’s younger brother (babamunini).

A Marange woman took her chiramu role too far and aggressively pulled her brother-in-law’s MANH00D, thereby leaving him bedridden for days. Chiramu or s.e.xual dalliance is a traditional cultural practice that has existed for millennia, although now it’s being discouraged due to the cases of s.e.xual abuse which have resulted from the practice.

However in this Marange case, things went south resulting in one Andrew Tsanangura seeking a protection order against his brother’s wife, Rosemary Gwenure. Tsanangura accused his sister in law, Gwenure of pulling and twisting his man_hood in an unprovoked attack thereby incapacitating him as a result. A furious Tsanangura then assaulted Gwenure in self-defence.

Gwenure’s husband Sylvester is said to have been infuriated by the incident such that he is now tormenting his brother Tsanangura with the help of his other brothers Casnos and John.

Tsanangura, therefore also wants the protection order to be extended to his three brothers. The warring parties all took their matter to Mutare Civil Court and the protection order was granted in Tsanangura’s favour. Said Tsanangura of his ordeal

“Had I not defended myself by assaulting her to let me loose, I would be history (dead) by now. Your Worship, I endured several days of excruciating pain as a result of her unprovoked attack. I was bedridden for days after the defendant pulled and twisted my man_hood.

“I assaulted her in self-defence and that angered her husband and my other brothers. I have not known peace since then. They are besieging my homestead, threatening to seize all my cattle to compensate Rosemary’s parents.

He accused his brothers of ganging up against him as a result of the issue and stated that it was unfair since he was the actual victim in this whole fiasco.

He rubbished the whole notion of chiramu. “Even if they argue that she was playing chiramu with me, does chiramu go that far? She shouldn’t hide behind chiramu after pulling and twisting my private parts so aggressively. That was cruel. Besides, I have never interacted with her inappropriately,” added Tsanagura.

Tsanangura fears the vicious attack will leave him impotent. However an unrepentant Gwenure coldly hit back and demanded that her parents be compensated for her assault as per traditional requirements.

“We were playing chiramu when he started assaulting me. I reported the assault to my parents and they want Andrew’s family to compensate them. Sylvester said he stormed Andrew’s homestead so he could compel him to compensate his in-laws for assaulting their daughter.

Source – iHarare

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